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Funny Nigeria Jokes



FUNNY NIGERIA JOKES FOR FACEBOOK UPDATES



1: An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child two months late, the child passed away.
At the funeral house the African woman kept crying and saying ’’

´I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! IKNEW IT!!” A family member pulled her aside and asked her,”
what did you know? ” he replied Chinese product don’t last long..



2: SOME GIRL ARE FUNNY…They will tell the guy that
it’s over between us ‘’when the guy says okay she will be like ‘’just like that ‘’ No sister let us share the grace



3: They will we be calling you my queen up and down.
Just ask them for 10k and see if the kingdom will not scatter the king will just run.


4: DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…If you hence slept with over 10 people, you have no right to call your reproductive organ a private part, it now belong to the government under the ministry of tourism, Department of solicit of entertainment and pleasure. And if it happen to more than ten people, it now belong to the ‘’United’’ NATION under the department of Humanitarian council Donor Aid,
and if it is more than fifteen people, that means it’s now a universal charger.


5: That awkward Moment when you are chatting with a beautiful girl at a wedding and your brother comes to tell you that: ’mom said that you should pour the remaining rice in the nylon because that will be your supper..


6: Doctor: what did you eat last night?

Cute lady: chicken, pizza, liver, sausages, fish wine

Doctor: please this is not face book just be frank and tell me the truth or I leave you to die.

Cute lady: garri, bean with borehole water


7: Most ladies don’t answer video call after 1pm because their faces have been restored back to factory settings.


8: Re union is when you get up in the morning and tell your wife that you are going to work, but you went to meet your neighbor to make love to her. Her husband comes and knocks on the door, you go under the bed. Her husband enters and his wife says she wants to go to the market and buy some food items. the husband takes advantage of his wife’s absence and called your wife. Your wife arrived and they made love. Suddenly his wife had gone to the market came back then she knocked the door. And you are still under the bed when unfortunately, your wife rushed to hide under the bed. This is reunion


9: Ten minutes I was bored so I decided to call the police

ME: hello help

POLICE: what happened?

ME: 60,000 people are following me!
POLICE: calm down, where are you?

ME: face book

POLICE: Idiot!!!


10: Just as I Thought I had have all until I heard someone giving the difference between Email and Gmail

Email: all the mail sent are using electricity.

Gmail: all the mail sent are using Generator.


11: ‘’A bank manager confused with his math’s asked his secretary to help out;
‘’ I have 23,000,000 what will you take off to get 25%?
And she replied
‘’ sir honestly I will take off my blouse my skirt, my briar even my panties .


12: Teacher says: name one type of gas you know?

John: oxygen gas

Chris: nitrogen gas

Peter: Hydrogen gas

Akpors : tear gas

Teacher(angry ): akpors you have one more chance or else you will be punished
akpors thinks hard and says ‘’fibreglass’’
.


13: Teacher ‘kids tell me what your parent do for a living.

Ochuka: my mom is a teacher and my dad is a mechanic.

Teacher: Good

Jennifer: my mom is unemployed and my dad is a teacher’’

Teacher: good

Akpos: my mom is a prostitute and I don’t know my dad

Teacher: get of my class, go to the principal office and tell him what you just told me.

10 minutes later Akpos returned smiling and eating an apple

Teacher: why are you smiling? Did you tell the principal what you told me?

Akpos: yes

Teacher: what did he said?

Akpos: he just gave me an apple and asked me to give him my mom’s phone number and her address’’.


14: When a lady decides to show up on face book after sometimes of being away and post
‘’ Am back who missed me? ‘’Just know that the abortion was successful.


15: My mom asked my brother’s girlfriend if she can cook then she replied my mum,
‘I cooked the tea we drank this morning’’
my mom is still looking for where to faint because I fainted where she was supposed to faint.


16: dating a slim and slender guy is cool.
The problem is that when you are lying on his chest, his ribs will end up drawing ADIDAS lines on your face..


17:I met a small boy crying with ten-ten naira note


Funny Nigeria Jokes








FUNNY NIGERIA JOKES FOR FACEBOOK UPDATES



1: An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child two months late, the child passed away.
At the funeral house the African woman kept crying and saying ’’

´I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! IKNEW IT!!” A family member pulled her aside and asked her,”
what did you know? ” he replied Chinese product don’t last long..


2: SOME GIRL ARE FUNNY…They will tell the guy that
it’s over between us ‘’when the guy says okay she will be like ‘’just like that ‘’ No sister let us share the grace


3: They will we be calling you my queen up and down.
Just ask them for 10k and see if the kingdom will not scatter the king will just run.

4: DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…If you hence slept with over 10 people, you have no right to call your reproductive organ a private part, it now belong to the government under the ministry of tourism, Department of solicit of entertainment and pleasure. And if it happen to more than ten people, it now belong to the ‘’United’’ NATION under the department of Humanitarian council Donor Aid,
and if it is more than fifteen people, that means it’s now a universal charger.


5: That awkward Moment when you are chatting with a beautiful girl at a wedding and your brother comes to tell you that: ’mom said that you should pour the remaining rice in the nylon because that will be your supper..


6: Doctor: what did you eat last night?

Cute lady: chicken, pizza, liver, sausages, fish wine

Doctor: please this is not face book just be frank and tell me the truth or I leave you to die.

Cute lady: garri, bean with borehole water

7: Most ladies don’t answer video call after 1pm because their faces have been restored back to factory settings.

8: Re union is when you get up in the morning and tell your wife that you are going to work, but you went to meet your neighbor to make love to her. Her husband comes and knocks on the door, you go under the bed. Her husband enters and his wife says she wants to go to the market and buy some food items. the husband takes advantage of his wife’s absence and called your wife. Your wife arrived and they made love. Suddenly his wife had gone to the market came back then she knocked the door. And you are still under the bed when unfortunately, your wife rushed to hide under the bed. This is reunion

9: Ten minutes I was bored so I decided to call the police

ME: hello help

POLICE: what happened?

ME: 60,000 people are following me!
POLICE: calm down, where are you?

ME: face book

POLICE: Idiot!!!


10: Just as I Thought I had have all until I heard someone giving the difference between Email and Gmail

Email: all the mail sent are using electricity.

Gmail: all the mail sent are using Generator.

11: ‘’A bank manager confused with his math’s asked his secretary to help out;
‘’ I have 23,000,000 what will you take off to get 25%?
And she replied
‘’ sir honestly I will take off my blouse my skirt, my briar even my panties .

12: Teacher says: name one type of gas you know?

John: oxygen gas

Chris: nitrogen gas

Peter: Hydrogen gas

Akpors : tear gas

Teacher(angry ): akpors you have one more chance or else you will be punished
akpors thinks hard and says ‘’fibreglass’’
.

13: Teacher ‘kids tell me what your parent do for a living.

Ochuka: my mom is a teacher and my dad is a mechanic.

Teacher: Good

Jennifer: my mom is unemployed and my dad is a teacher’’

Teacher: good

Akpos: my mom is a prostitute and I don’t know my dad

Teacher: get of my class, go to the principal office and tell him what you just told me.

10 minutes later Akpos returned smiling and eating an apple

Teacher: why are you smiling? Did you tell the principal what you told me?

Akpos: yes

Teacher: what did he said?

Akpos: he just gave me an apple and asked me to give him my mom’s phone number and her address’’.


14: When a lady decides to show up on face book after sometimes of being away and post
‘’ Am back who missed me? ‘’Just know that the abortion was successful.

15: My mom asked my brother’s girlfriend if she can cook then she replied my mum,
‘I cooked the tea we drank this morning’’
my mom is still looking for where to faint because I fainted where she was supposed to faint.

16: dating a slim and slender guy is cool.
The problem is that when you are lying on his chest, his ribs will end up drawing ADIDAS lines on your face..

17:I met a small boy crying with ten-ten naira note



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Amazing Facts that will Earn you an interesting person

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1.Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.
2.The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
3.The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5.Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period.
6."I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
7.Coca-Cola was originally green.
8.The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
9.When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.
10.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.
11.There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
12.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
13.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
14.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
15.Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
16.Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
17.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
18.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
19.It is impossible to lick your elbow.
20.The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
21.People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
22.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
23.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
24."Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
25.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
26.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great, 
Hearts - Charlemagne 
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
27.It is impossible to lick your elbow.
28.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
29.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
30.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
31.Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? 
Ans. - Honey
32.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
33.A snail can sleep for three years.
34.All polar bears are left handed.
35.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
36.Butterflies taste with their feet.
37.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
38.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
39.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
40.Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
41.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
42.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
43.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
44.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
45.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times
46.The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
47.Most lipstick contains fish scales.
48.Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
49.99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
50.98% of people who read this, don't know What is SEO?

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Awesome and Most Funny Nigeria Jokes for Facebook Status Update


THIS AWESOME PDF OF JOKES WILL KEEP YOU LAUGHING AND KNOCKING YOUR HEAD ON THE WALL. JUST CLICK ON THE BUTTON TO CONTINUE.

Funny love messages for gf/bf


1) I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox

2) Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name

3) A guy's mind is like an abstract painting. They're deep, complex and mysterious.They know what they want and who to love! They're everything that a woman loves!

4) Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(;<3 font="">
It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3 font="">

5) I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel

6) Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.

7) Just say what you feel. Don't make it corny but make it something on your mind thats sweet simple and elegant. :)

8) I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!



9) My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
10) my bread is not satisfiable without butter. you know what i mean

Funny Messages for Girlfriend: Quotes for Her
1) My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance.

2) I know why you work out every day. You want to look as hot as me, don’t you?

3) If you feel like getting a hug from me, just close your eyes and imagine I’m there. If you feel like giving me a kiss, just close your eyes and I WILL BE THERE.

4) I’m so happy for you, that you’ve got the most good-looking boyfriend ever.

5) I love it when we kiss. Because you can’t kiss and talk at the same time.
6) I feel for you and totally understand if you get jealous all the time. I’d feel the same way if I had such a hot boyfriend.
7) Last night I was missing you so much, that I hugged my pillow and went to sleep. It was almost the same as cuddling with you except better, coz the pillow didn’t say a word the whole time.

8) Hey I’m not jealous. I just think you’re too hot for other guys to be talking to. The last thing I’d want is for them to feel bad about being turned down.

9) I believe in gender equality. So on our next date, I’m going to split the bill with you.

10) Did you know that kissing burns calories? Want to work out?
11) My love for you is like pooping. I’d be dead without it.

12) Did you know that men and women poop differently? Yes, according to science, it’s easier for men to poop than women. I feel for you babe.

13) In your wildest dreams, did you ever, ever imagine you’d have a boyfriend as hot as me? Aren’t you lucky! Just sayin.

14) You’re like my old car. It used to drive me crazy. I Love You!

15) I have to say babe, your choices are the best! You chose me, didn’t you?

Funny Messages for Boyfriend: Quotes for Him
1) Never, ever forget that an angry girlfriend is a car without gas. You’ll keep paying the loan payments and it’ll take up space in your garage, but it ain’t going nowhere.

2) Our relationship is based on two simple rules. Number one, you do everything I say. Number two, never forget number one
3) When it comes to our relationship, I want you to be stress-free all the time. Just keep calm and do as I say.

4) Whenever we’re fighting, always remember that every minute spent arguing could’ve been spent cuddling.

5) You are every girl’s dream come true. But never ever take that for granted, else I’ll be your worst nightmare.
6) You can disagree with me all you want, because at the end of the day, we’re two individuals. I cannot force you to be right.

7) Our relationship will always be a two-way street as long as both ways are peppered with gifts for me.

8) Chocolates first, kisses second.

9) I know sometimes I can be a demanding girlfriend. But that’s why you’ve got 24 hours a day to hustle.

10) Our relationship is simple. You do what I say, and I say what you have to do.
11) Sometimes I wish you were as generous with your wallet as God has been generous with your looks.

12) Our relationship is based on one simple ground rule. You break my heart, I break your jaw.

13) I promise, I’ll never ever ask you to give me money. Except, when I go shopping.

14) I promise I’ll never be a high maintenance girlfriend as long as you promise never to be a dud of a boyfriend.


15) Our relationship is a two-way street. As long as both ways lead to me.

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In the past years, something unique has always taken place. it comes just ones in a year and many have lived to celebrate it while some could not get to the day. some succeeded but where not the same way they were on their first day. therefor it is a good thing to celebrate it every year either practically, or in the form of words. these are a couple of birthday messages that will blow the mind of your reader and      make them feel so special.


  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.





  • You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.





  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!





  • You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!




  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!




  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!



  • No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!


  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!





  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!




  • As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!





  • Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!







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